Today is a “happy” day.

Hugh Hefner’s ex Holly Madison was hosting a party at TAO Beach in The Venetian Resort Hotel Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada. On July 5, the gorgeous playboy model snapped in her Sinful bikini – complete with stretch marks. At age 30, the 5′7″ beauty (whose measurements are 36-23-35) probably weighing a mere 120-125lbs and yet to have children, she is hardly a prime candidate.

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Homecoming…

It seemed like I’d not been back home in an eternity. The last time Bernard and I had touched down in Puerto Rico was around five years back, not long after we’d got married. I remembered how great it felt to take my husband home to meet my extended family; some of them like my uncle Alejandro were angry that I’d given up my education to be a housewife to a black African American man. I didn’t care of course because I was a fool in love and my family are all black/latino mixes anyway, so what was so bad about Bernard? At that point in my life, everything was perfect.

Look at fashionista on the right! I’m trying to take it all in! From the two tone lace front wig, lace overlay hot pink vest-shirt two sizes too small, exposed gut and sexy black bra!

Camel toe! How did she stuff herself in this fit?

Is he flexing in a silk camisole?

Crochet penis?

Save the cheerleader stripper….

Parents, hug your children more. I’m not understanding her fit and I refuse to address that wet spot between her legs.

Shoenistas – these are a “must have” item! Yall know how much I LOVE shoes…well these are definitely on my list!

Christian Louboutin Deva Suede Tie-Back Boots

The new Christian Louboutin Deva Suede Tie-Back Boots feature soft suede fringe with open back and adjustable tieclosure. Available in both black and sable. Available at Nordstrom for $1,095…ahh but they’re so fab! Definitely on my want-list!

Yves Saint Laurent Platform Loafers

The sh*t hit the fan…

Funny ain’t it? Tania had been my close girlfriend for years; we’d known each other long before I met Bernard. I used to hang out with her since the beginning of high school and had been tight with her ever since. I never thought that Tania would try to blackmail me.

‘Real Housewife’ Kim Zolciak’s BIG PAPA Lee Najjar Pops Up On MTV’s “Teen Cribs”

As I laid in the bed bored today I began watching MTV’s Teen Cribs…I was amazed at the house featured. As they flashed photos of the family and began to discuss the house, my puzzle-mind immediately began to go to work (sometimes there is more than air up in there). Within the first minute I can honestly say my jaw dropped to the floor! MTV Teen Cribs went and shot a 30 minute episode at none other than “BIG PAPA” Lee Najjar’s pad in Atlanta! The episode focused on his two youngest children (Jamen and Katelin) providing the tour of their insanely posh estate. Big Papa himself and wife Kimberly (not to be confused with mistress wig crypt Kim Zolciak) also made appearances through out the show.

Well, well, well…

Biscuits…Pigs in a Blanket??

Is she scratching or tucking? Ain’t nothing cute bout posing and yo balls just so happen to fall out.

Are her boots and dress made out the same material. Those boots leaning and aint shite supporting them ankles.

Blame Venus and Serena.

Elle Woods? AKA outfit blowed.

Foxy Cleopatra dun went G.I. Jane on ya ass.

MTV’s True Life: I Hate My Small Breasts aired this weekend, featuring 18-year-old Shacole — who grew up competing in child beauty pageants — being repeatedly hounded by her mother to get implants…yes by her MOTHER!

Shacole is a 32A, and it’s obvious to everyone around her (except herself and her mom) that she’s beautiful the way that she is. She says her mother Nicole is a “stage mom” who used to stuff Shacole’s bras with gel packs when she was competing in child pageants. Nicole even pressures Shacole to sign up for a website in which you post half-naked pictures of yourself in exchange for someone paying the cost of breast implant surgery.

Ok….this was just too sexy for me not to post. No choice but to give them props.

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush photoshoot for next month’s GQ Magazine. Click here to read part of the interview from the magazine. In case the photos aren’t enough – below them is a video from the shoot.

I know its been a minute but I’m back in action. Economy is crap, people are depressed…so we all need something to smile about….

Tell me what ya think in the comments…

If this bytch take one good breath, it’s over for the rest of them.

Hmm…at least the eye shadow matches the earrings…(Stephon Marbury called…he wants his nose back)

She looking at the camera like “I know… I know.” It ain’t stop her from posing though.