The sh*t hit the fan…
Funny ain’t it? Tania had been my close girlfriend for years; we’d known each other long before I met Bernard. I used to hang out with her since the beginning of high school and had been tight with her ever since. I never thought that Tania would try to blackmail me.
‘Real Housewife’ Kim Zolciak’s BIG PAPA Lee Najjar Pops Up On MTV’s “Teen Cribs”
As I laid in the bed bored today I began watching MTV’s Teen Cribs…I was amazed at the house featured. As they flashed photos of the family and began to discuss the house, my puzzle-mind immediately began to go to work (sometimes there is more than air up in there). Within the first minute I can honestly say my jaw dropped to the floor! MTV Teen Cribs went and shot a 30 minute episode at none other than “BIG PAPA” Lee Najjar’s pad in Atlanta! The episode focused on his two youngest children (Jamen and Katelin) providing the tour of their insanely posh estate. Big Papa himself and wife Kimberly (not to be confused with mistress wig crypt Kim Zolciak) also made appearances through out the show.
Ok….this was just too sexy for me not to post. No choice but to give them props.
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush photoshoot for next month’s GQ Magazine. Click here to read part of the interview from the magazine. In case the photos aren’t enough – below them is a video from the shoot.
The Alpha Male…
I was so mad when Bernard got back from Utah. As usual, he brought home his dirty laundry and I found some lipstick on one of his shirts. Yes ladies, lipstick! and of course it wasn’t mine. The shirt also reeked of perfume…for a split second I was going to storm up to him in a rage and say ‘what the hell is this?’ but I thought about my own infidelity and backed down. What I never banked on was the possibility that my lovely, sweet and devoted Bernard would ever cheat on me. Maybe it was nothing, maybe it was just a random chick that got a little to enthusiastic. At the same time I was thinking that in my husband’s line of work he had umpteen opportunities to cheat on me and who was to say that some of his work related trips weren’t work at all?
The V.I.P.
(From the writer)
Hello again ladies,
I’ve been reading some of your comments and it’s good to know that I am entertaining y’all. A few people expressed their distaste of my lifestyle; I can only say to you that the point of these blogs is not an attempt for vindication on my part. On the contrary, I’ve been holding this inside for so long that it’s quite a release for me to be able to talk about it to Lynxx. I know that running around sleeping with random men is wrong, but I’m afraid that in just can’t help myself. When you’ve been fed plain watery oats for a lifetime and you finally taste premium roast beef, it’s a little hard to give it up. I you feel offended by my stories, then by all means I urge you to stop reading them.
Discovery….
Turns out that J was my type of guy; he was little young for me at 21, but knew how to treat a lady nonetheless. I took his number from Tania and gave him a call about a week after he’d inquired about me. We had a few light convos and I found out that he has a 19 year old girlfriend and they were expecting a baby in a few months. J expressed to me that while he didn’t mind having to pay the upkeep for a child, he felt he was too young for the responsibility. I gently explained to the naive young man that when he decided to bust inside his teen girlfriend raw, then he took on that responsibility. I also told him that there was no point crying over spilt milk (no pun intended).
Happy Martin Luther King Day!
He’s back……
Bernard came back home three days after my little encounter with “A”. He seemed to be in very good spirits which usually meant that he would expect a good meal and possibly some pus*y afterwards. Sometimes, I would pretend to have a headache to avoid sex with him, but this time it was different. I had cheated on my hubby and felt really guilty; the idiot even brought me back a Tiffany bracelet as a surprise gift! Needless to say, the guilt almost consumed me alive.
Never be the same again…
Depressed wasn’t the word. Now that Tania and I had fallen out, I had no friends. There were people that I came into contact with on a regular basis, you know the lady at the grocery store, my yoga teacher, my hair dresser, even the bank teller, but they were all acquaintances. Not friends. To make things even worse, I think that Bernard guessed that I knew about him and Tania. When he asked me why I hadn’t been out with her in weeks, I just gave him an extremely vague ‘no reason’
I have a confession….after reading Karrine Steffans Superhead’s book Confessions of a Video Vixen and The Vixen Diaries and finding it ignorantly entertaining for several reasons, there’s another memoir novel that has yet to be published (but should) that I’ve found equally entertaining. I’ve been selfishly keeping this to myself, but after reading each part and anxiously waiting for the next, I’ve decided I’d share cause we all know how we are so easily entertained by some bull-ish and drama. I’m sure you know someone, male or female, that falls into this – I know too many (shout out). Enjoy!