I don’t know if my tears are from laughing or from disgust! *SMH*

Nat butter?? LMAO!

Discovery….

Turns out that J was my type of guy; he was little young for me at 21, but knew how to treat a lady nonetheless. I took his number from Tania and gave him a call about a week after he’d inquired about me. We had a few light convos and I found out that he has a 19 year old girlfriend and they were expecting a baby in a few months. J expressed to me that while he didn’t mind having to pay the upkeep for a child, he felt he was too young for the responsibility. I gently explained to the naive young man that when he decided to bust inside his teen girlfriend raw, then he took on that responsibility. I also told him that there was no point crying over spilt milk (no pun intended).

At 12:00 noon on Inauguration Day 2009 (Tuesday, January 20, 2009, as set by the Twentieth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution), Barack Obama will become the 44th President of the United States.

A schedule of events can be found at Inauguration Day 2009

Since this day means so much to so many just take a minute and let it all soak in.

Our prayer today, January 20, 2009, Our Father, is for President-Elect Barack Obama.

Happy Martin Luther King Day!

He’s back……

Bernard came back home three days after my little encounter with “A”. He seemed to be in very good spirits which usually meant that he would expect a good meal and possibly some pus*y afterwards. Sometimes, I would pretend to have a headache to avoid sex with him, but this time it was different. I had cheated on my hubby and felt really guilty; the idiot even brought me back a Tiffany bracelet as a surprise gift! Needless to say, the guilt almost consumed me alive.

When you missing a neck, nothing you own should be halter.

Wesley Snipes doing everything he can to get outta paying them taxes.

Her damn shirt says and I quote “The Bitch Your Man Is Calling”…um ok. Sometimes this shite is too easy for real. Please invest in some antiperspirant for them wet pits and go find a more appropriate shirt.

No thank you.

This somebody’s momma y’all and her drawls say “Sexy”!! SMH!

What the hell is this??

It’s Monday…we all hate Mondays – here’s something else I hate.

I’m sure most women would agree with me, but I don’t like seeing a hairy man. OMG just the sight of all that hair makes me sick to my stomach. I immediately visual Ben Stiller’s in Along Came Polly. Now I’ve never waxed, but I’ve heard it really hurts but you might need to get that done if your growing a chia pet on your chest. Just seeing a man walk around with a natural sweater on is just wrong.